Corny Jokes on National Corn dog Day – March 21, 2015

ghost Q. Why did the ghost ride the elevator?

A. To lift his spirits

 

Q. Why didn’t the melons get married?

A. Because they cantalope.

 

Q. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

A. Because he was out-standing in his field

 

Q. What do you call a fake noodle?

A. An im-pasta

 

Would you play cards with these two?

Would you play cards with these two?

Q. Why can’t you play cards in the African Savanna?

A. Because there are a lot of cheetahs.

 

Q. What did the buffalo say to his son after he dropped him off at school?

A. Bison!

 

kid napping

Learning by osmosis?

Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping at preschool?

A. He woke up.

 

Two antennas got married.

The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

 

Q. Did you hear about the crab that went to the disco?

A. He pulled a mussel.

 

Q. What did the brother cell say to the sister cell after he bumped his toe?

Mitosis diagram

My toe, sis? More like Mitosis.

A. Ow, mitosis!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q. Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

A. It was intense.

 

Q. An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.mean old lady pointing finger

A. So I pushed her over.

 

 

Q: What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?

A: Stop touching my buns!

 

 

Q: What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?

A: A “hollow-weenie!”

 

dog in hot dog costume

A REAL hot dog!

Q: What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?

A: A hot, diggety dog.

 

Q: What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?

A: Ketch-up!

 

Doctors Office:  A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A hot dog in one of his ears, a pretzel in the other ear, and a nacho chip in one nostril.

The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?”

The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.”

 

 

Pillsbury® Crescent Mummy Dogs

Yield: 10 Servings

Pillsbury™ Crescent Mummy Dogs
Photo by Pillsbury.com

Ingredients: 

  • 1 can (8 oz) Pillsbury™ refrigerated crescent dinner rolls or 1 can (8 oz) Pillsbury® Crescent Recipe Creations® refrigerated seamless dough sheet
  • 2 1/2 slices American cheese, quartered (2.5 oz)
  • 10 large hot dogs
  • Cooking spray
  • Mustard or ketchup, if desired

Directions:

  1. Heat oven to 375°F.
  2. If using crescent rolls: Unroll dough; separate at perforations, creating 4 rectangles. Press perforations to seal. If using dough sheet: Unroll dough; cut into 4 rectangles.
  3. With knife or kitchen scissors, cut each rectangle lengthwise into 10 pieces, making a total of 40 pieces of dough. Slice cheese slices into quarters (1/2 slice cheese, cut in half)
  4. wrapping the mummy dogs
    Wrap 4 pieces of dough around each hot dog and 1/4 slice of cheese to look like “bandages.”

    Wrap 4 pieces of dough around each hot dog and 1/4 slice of cheese to look like “bandages,” stretching dough slightly to completely cover hot dog. About 1/2 inch from one end of each hot dog, separate “bandages” so hot dog shows through for “face.” On ungreased large cookie sheet, place wrapped hot dogs (cheese side down); spray dough lightly with cooking spray.

  5. Bake 13 to 17 minutes or until dough is light golden brown and hot dogs are hot. With mustard, draw features on “face.”